I endorse not wearing clothes

After the horrors of cats-in-hats, I was shocked -- shocked! -- to see Sugar Bush Squirrel, a political candidate and friend of television personalities (I suppose the two are hand-in-hand) who wears the most atrocious fashions. As a fellow mammal, although not of the nuts-and-berries sort, I cannot stomach this: seeing these hideous photos made me lose my appetite!

I like my natural soft-and-full coat, which, thanks to my healthy diet of fish and more fish, is coming into its winter weight. I wouldn't wear clothes! What sort of mammal needs clothes, either for comfort or for identity? My identity is my coat.