Bling is so 2002

A dentist put gold teeth on his cat. Siamese are already at a disadvantage when it comes to looks, why pile further misery on them?

Sebastian's two gold teeth protruding from his furry face make him seem a little menacing, like a hip-hop star's guard-cat or a movie villain's pet. The feline didn't seem too happy with his new look at first.

"He's normally around me all the time," Steele said. "After I put the crowns on, he didn't 'speak' to me for two days."

Duh.
I like having my natural teeth so that I can bite Anna ferociously. I am a ferocious hunter!