I like sports, but I do not like walks

The New York Times has a big article about some guy on the Upper West Side who walks his Abyssinian. Yuck! I enjoy batting my lime and chasing mice and occasionally clawing at the other fruit (banana, tomato, carrot, fish). I do not want to go for a walk, especially not at the end of a leash. That's for dogs. Pictures of the Abyssinian out for its silly stroll.