All I want for xmas

Although it comes in a silly pot with a celebrated cat-and-bird combo emblazoned, I do like the idea of my own personal salad bar! I'm sure that everyone else would like it if I stopped eating their plants and stuck to mine, but really it's more fun to nibble at the various hanging plants. And oooh! especially the tall dracenas. For those I have to put my paws up on the plant-stand. Once one of them came crashing down and I had to run and hide and pretend that nothing had happened. Did'nt work!